What to reply when an old friend reached out asking if they can pitch you something
You haven't talked in 3 years and the opening line is 'I'd love to share an opportunity'. Dry tone is the cleanest exit — it names what's happening without humiliating them, and you don't have to schedule the Zoom. You want to keep the relationship but make the point — that's the angle this page tunes for. The example replies below are calibrated to the dry tone myalexai ships with, which is hardcoded against thousands of the highest-engagement TikTok comments. The exact rhythm — short, observational, two steps ahead — is what makes these land.
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Dry — TikTok-comment energy
not the old coming out the gate like that
Dry — alt phrasing if the first feels too sharp
we'll workshop this and never talk about it again
Dry — when you want it to read like a one-liner that ends the thread
the bravery. the absolute conviction. the not reading the room.
Informative — show your reasoning
If you want to spell it out: keep the substance, lose the deadpan — myalexai will draft this version with one tone-toggle.
Why this tone fits
The dry tone is the default move when warmth would feel performative and confrontation would escalate. It works because it's specific (you're noticing something real), it's economical (one or two lines, not a paragraph), and it's already two beats ahead of the other person — which is exactly how the best TikTok comments operate. myalexai was built to replicate that cadence: pick the dry preset and the model will stay on script the entire conversation.
Pro tip: If the first dry line lands flat, don't follow up — silence after a dry reply is part of the move. If they double down, fire one more from the bank above and let it die there.
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